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Are you making plans for your summer vacation? Thinking of taking your family to Disney World near Orlando, Florida? Be sure to submit a request for a travel visa from Florida first. Even with a birth certificate and a Social Security card, you could find yourself spending your vacation in jail for crossing the Florida border.
If you’re going to Hawaii, make sure you book a reservation for every single day you plan to be there. ICE is currently detaining visitors to the island state for not booking reservations. Just to be on the safe side, maybe you should book two reservations for every day of your trip.
In 2023, Hawaii generated 20.78 billion dollars just in air and cruise spending. Then there was the 2.41 billion dollars in tax revenue. When an ICE spokesperson was asked, ” Is King Donald fucking up Obama’s home state’s tourism industry out of spite?” The spokesperson looked around before they stated, “Let us just say they should have never produced that birth certificate.”
After the wonderful reception King Donald received from renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. A reliable insider at the White House said, “Soon there would be a new Executive Order, that in keeping with the America First agenda, would rename the Atlantic the Eastern-American Ocean, the Pacific Ocean would become the Western-American Ocean, and the Arctic Ocean would now be known as the Northern-American Ocean.” When asked about this change, an unnamed programmer at Google Maps said that they are ready to make the change as soon as the order is signed.
It seems King Donald is having a major senior moment. On March 20th, he signed IMPROVING EDUCATION OUTCOMES BY EMPOWERING PARENTS, STATES, AND COMMUNITIES. An Executive Order informing the A1 Lady that she is a DEI hire and she needed to do away with the Department of Education, and by extension, her job. Then on April 23rd, he signed ADVANCING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE EDUCATION FOR AMERICAN YOUTH. An Executive Order telling the A1 Lady and the Department of Education to put AI education in kindergarten through twelfth-grade schools everywhere.
Is it just me, or did King Donald have a major fucking brain fart? Didn’t he, just a month earlier, do away with the Department of Education? Now he wants the Department of Education to do something on a massive scale.
Well, he is pushing 79, maybe it was just an oversight and not dementia. Most of the time, it seems he has no clue what these Executive Orders are for, or why he is signing them.
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