The Doll Police Are Coming

In this satirical episode of Fake News, we dive headfirst into the surreal world of “King Donald” and his latest decree: banning little girls from owning more than 30 dolls. From the creation of the infamous “Doll Police” Task Force to the absurd inflation of movie ticket prices under a 100% foreign-made film tariff, this sharp political comedy skewers authoritarian overreach, culture wars, and vaccine misinformation with razor-sharp wit. With RFK Jr.’s wild vaccine claims and a nationwide mandate to rename U.S. states in English, The Doll Police Are Coming hilariously exposes the dystopian overreach of fictionalized officials and their bizarre war on childhood, cinema, common sense, and the ludicrous extremes of modern politics. Get ready for a hilariously twisted ride through a world where freedom comes second to doll audits. Perfect for fans of The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, or Saturday Night Live, this parody is a must-watch for anyone who enjoys biting political humor and absurdist news commentary.