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  • Make Surveillance Great Again: The DOGE Directive

    Make Surveillance Great Again: The DOGE Directive

    Well, my friends, for this episode of Fake News with Greg B. Loken, you might need your tinfoil hat. Remember to subscribe and drop us a black heart in the comments. The truth behind DOGE is finally coming into focus. Under the guise of building a master database to surveil and track immigrants, this cross-agency…

  • The Doll Police Are Coming

    The Doll Police Are Coming

    In a Sunday interview on “Meet the Press,” King Donald stated, “I don’t think that a beautiful baby girl needs – that’s 11 years old – needs to have 30 dolls.” A reliable source at the Religious Liberty Commission said that the Attorney General and the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development have been directed…

  • Vacation Crackdown Madness

    Vacation Crackdown Madness

    Welcome to another episode of Fake News, be sure to drop us a Black Hart in the comments! Are you making plans for your summer vacation? Thinking of taking your family to Disney World near Orlando, Florida? Be sure to submit a request for a travel visa from Florida first. Even with a birth certificate…

  • RFK jr., and the Cure for Autism

    RFK jr., and the Cure for Autism

    Former Wyoming G O P Representative Liz Cheney posted on President Musk’s social media platform X, formerly known as Twitter: “In a special mix of incompetence and evil, Trump has combined his disastrous implementation of 1930s tariff policies with Stalinesque targeting of political adversaries. The 2020 election wasn’t stolen and speaking the truth is only…

  • Beautiful Clean Coal

    Beautiful Clean Coal

    On April 8th, King Donald signed four executive actions aimed at boosting America’s “beautiful clean coal industry,” as the White House put it. A reliable insider at the West Virginia Department of Education has confirmed that they are looking into adding a work-study program for 14 to 17-year-old students to their Career Technical Education options…

  • Liberation Day and the Future of America

    Liberation Day and the Future of America

    As most people know by now, April 2nd was declared as “Liberation Day” by King Donald. He has done what no leader of the United States has done since Harry S. Truman: he stepped down from being the leader of the Free World to being just the leader of America. No longer will America be…

  • Blue Origin, SpaceX and West Virginia S. B. 456

    Blue Origin, SpaceX and West Virginia S. B. 456

    On her visit to Pituffik Space Base, the second lady Usha Vance was invited to join a briefing on the February 25th Blue Origin mission. In the briefing it was disclosed that like the nine previous missions, the tenth mission encountered, possibly even docked with a Spaceborne UAP (unidentified anomalous phenomena). The reason for or…

  • Fake News April 1, 2025

    Fake News April 1, 2025

    Many people have told me that Karoline Leavitt is a DEI hire. An unnamed White House staffer overheard President Musk saying that he had an A I that could answer Press Pool questions more effectively. Word on the street is that Texas will be holding a special election in November. With ICE cracking down on…