Former Wyoming G O P Representative Liz Cheney posted on President Musk’s social media platform X, formerly known as Twitter: “In a special mix of incompetence and evil, Trump has combined his disastrous implementation of 1930s tariff policies with Stalinesque targeting of political adversaries. The 2020 election wasn’t stolen and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants.”
This was posted in response to King Donald signing an executive order launching an investigation into Chris Krebs, an official in his first administration. An insider at ICE said, “As soon as we get the word, Krebs will be on the next flight out of Texas to El Salvador. “
King Donald had vowed repeatedly during the campaign to target his critics and political rivals. Now if he would just keep his other vow about bringing the price of eggs, and Groceries down.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Health and Human Services Secretary, was forced to endorse the measles vaccine this month after the outbreak had infected more than 700 people nationwide and killed three.
A “HHS” spokesperson said the health secretary is not anti-vaccine; he and his children are all vaccinated.
The MMR vaccine, which includes protection for measles, mumps, and rubella, typically costs between $100 and $125 per dose. Many insurance plans cover the cost of the vaccine. For those children not covered by insurance, the CDC has the Vaccines for Children Program. “The average cost for one dose of an MMR vaccine provided by the Vaccines for Children program is $2 and 60 cents,” said Dr. Maria Sundaram, an infectious disease epidemiologist and researcher at Marshfield Clinic Research Institute, highlighting that vaccines save money and, most importantly, save lives.
In the 2019 Clark County Washington, outbreak of the 71 confirmed measles cases, each case cost $47,479. The current measles outbreak is already costing Texas taxpayers millions of dollars. Someone is making a lot of money off the measles outbreak. Are we swapping the health and wellness of our children for a fast buck for the rich?
Secretary Kennedy, what does your stock portfolio look like?
Maybe the new HHS motto should be “Improving the wealth and well-being of America’s Rich”.
At a recent GOP congressional retreat, the Representatives had their annual physical exams. A nurse who was there disclosed some comments made by the Doctor doing the exams. He said, “It is sad, but none of them have any balls!” Later in the day, while they watched Troy Nehls (from Texas) on the tennis court leading the other congressional members in practicing to “jump three feet and scratch their heads” (as not all Republicans can do two things at once). The Doctor mused, “I think the last time I saw balls on a GOP member of Congress, it was Liz Cheney.”
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shared his plans with King Donald during a televised Cabinet meeting that a “massive testing and research effort” to determine the cause of autism will be completed by September. An insider at HHS said, “The plan is simple. Once the gene for autism is identified, the test subject will be sterilized, their siblings will be sterilized, their parents will be sterilized, their offspring (if any) will be sterilized, and all of their first and second cousins will be sterilized. We aren’t going to force sterilization on people; we aren’t monsters. If they refuse sterilization, we will just send them to El Salvador.
If everything goes as planned, HHS will begin the testing of school children in January of 2026, when they return from Christmas break. By 2028, we expect to have no new cases of autism reported! When asked if that contradicted Secretary Kennedy’s long-held stance on the relationship between vaccines and autism. They stated, “No, because that was a real thing. You see, back in the 1960s, someone in the CIA thought that because Einstein had autism, they could use vaccines to give children autism, and create more ‘Einsteins.’ It was one of those Cold War programs. By the 1980s, it was clear that the program wasn’t working as hoped, so the funding for it was reallocated to the Star Wars Initiative.”
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