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On April 8th, King Donald signed four executive actions aimed at boosting America’s “beautiful clean coal industry,” as the White House put it. A reliable insider at the West Virginia Department of Education has confirmed that they are looking into adding a work-study program for 14 to 17-year-old students to their Career Technical Education options…

As most people know by now, April 2nd was declared as “Liberation Day” by King Donald. He has done what no leader of the United States has done since Harry S. Truman: he stepped down from being the leader of the Free World to being just the leader of America. No longer will America be…

On her visit to Pituffik Space Base, the second lady Usha Vance was invited to join a briefing on the February 25th Blue Origin mission. In the briefing it was disclosed that like the nine previous missions, the tenth mission encountered, possibly even docked with a Spaceborne UAP (unidentified anomalous phenomena). The reason for or…

Many people have told me that Karoline Leavitt is a DEI hire. An unnamed White House staffer overheard President Musk saying that he had an A I that could answer Press Pool questions more effectively. Word on the street is that Texas will be holding a special election in November. With ICE cracking down on…